Boxer went to Walt Disney World, last week and heard some great conversations. What have you heard before?

Things Overheard at Walt Disney World

 

Boy to his Mom in line for  “It’s a Small World Ride”- “Mom is this a Boy or Girl ride? “

 

Kids to Mom/Dad in Peter Pan Line- “ Mommy, We have to Pee”…Mom says: “Can’t you just hold it?, We’ve been in this Peter Pan line an hour and we’re almost to the front.”

 

Girl to Dad- Daddy at the Tiki Bird Room-“Daddy will those birds poop on us? “

 

Older couple walking on Main Street- “ This ice cream is too cold…Husband: Well, take out your dentures then”

 

Parent to a fussing child in stroller- “Don’t make me turn this stroller around”

 

Kids to parents- “Mommy, the wicked fairy Godmother looks like Granma”