Listen at 11:10 every day for a new one that'll make you roll your eyes!
Here's today's: (I had 3 left and couldn't decide so you got a three-fer!)
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm afraid of Old St. Nick!
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Which one of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
What do you call Santa Claus after he falls into a fireplace?
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!!!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
Nice gnawing you!
What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Why is Santa's favorite hobby working in the garden?
'Cause he loves to hoe, hoe, hoe!!!
Why are Santa's helpers so depressed?
They have low ELF esteem!!!
Why should you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
'Cause he's a FUNGI to be around!!!
What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!!!